Alrighty. It’s not that I’ve gotten lazy or anything, it’s just that nothing relevant has happened until yesterday and since then I have been very busy. Hang with me. Some sort of post will come tomorrow or the next day. For now, I’ll leave you one of those witty quotes I used at Disneyland to share my great knowledge of the United States to a curious comrade.
Comrade: (looking at sign) Mark Twain? Who is that?
Me: Probably one of the most famous American authors.
Comrade: I see. What book did he write?
Me: Oh. Um. The Adventures of Tom Brady?!?
Which is sad, considering I’ve read the book. And, thankfully, when I did (some time later) correct myself, the friend had heard of neither Tom Brady nor Tom Sawyer.