Here’s a collection of items I’ve found at several stores, mostly 100yen stores, that have English that…doesn’t make any sense.
“The Relax Room. A colorful waffle design enables the coordination of I liking”
Shhh, David. I took the picture first…
“With a smooty skin. Keep moisturizing skin in silk!”
“Let’s always take the drink.”
“Whenever I hold onto all the words I want to utter, I hear them bursting into seeds.”
“Inside the forest the fawn was practicing trumpeting. The small bird comes there and it sings in a lovely voice. Happy music sounds and it extends.”
“Lovely cup is always together”
“I’m hungry!! Give me foods!!”
Err…don’t you mean four leaf clover?
“Carrot is not dropped. Eat the grape alone?”
“Zweisamkeit. Becouse there wass a longing by common sense”
“If you leave it unattended in a place (the inside of car) becoming a high tempurature and might transform it when it can get closer to fire.”